Post a la Jordan's last one from like... a... friggin' year ago...
Today, kids, the topic of the day is "Guam."
Guam is a small island in the middle of some ocean, and it constantly is moving because of violent volcanic activity. As of right now, it is somewhere off the coast of Spain and/or the Aleutian Islands. There are many savages there, and the main cash crop is bananas. It is generally not considered property of any one nation because of its migratory habits, although the mighty People's Republic of Zanzibar once tried to lay claim to its lush tropical landscape and white sands. Lagoons heated by hot, flowing magma serve as natural hot tubs for those willing to pay the 20-banana-per-person fee that the natives charge for its yearly use. There is little animal activity that could threaten the life of a human, the main population of animals being that of the exotic pygmy wombat.
More next week, kiddies.
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